Monday, October 20, 2008

love & hate

Fantasy football is unique. Honestly i think it's made me a bigger fan of the nfl (if that was possible in the first place!)

I now spend countless hours watching / caring about players on teams I would have never even thought twice about. 

But it also make's me loathe certain players i absolutely love

Example a- Reggie Bush week 5

Did you hear the crowd chanting his name?? (Reggie! Reggie!) He's the most loved Reggie since Jackson and by far the most popular Bush of the last 2 decades(unless we want to throw Seans' mom in there! Haha thank you I'll be here all season) and middle finger to whoever was dumb enought to ask the question "who's better Mario or Reggie" but could I root for him on Monday? No! I was hoping he would fumble every play and Brees would look every way but his. And Drew did! But leave it up to the incompetent Brad Childress to kick it to him. Not once but twice! He's like Devin damn Hester! punt it out of bounds! Screw you Vikings special teams! Screw you. Ya'll should be receiving a terd sandwich from Fed-Ex, via me, any day now.


Love Manny -- hate the Dodgers: Not only did LA get a gift wrapped Manny to fall in their laps they got a motivated Manny. It's like someone rubbed the "Barry Bonds clear" in his jock strap. Shit he's even running out groundballs! WTF!!! But hell I wouldn't mind seeing Manny return to Boston (if that's my last possible option), you think they'd boo him or give him a hereos reception?

Love to the watch--hate to listen: God i hate commentators. I don't think I've watched one game with the volume on yet this season (if i had a choice). If I have to listen to Joe Buck or Al michaels again I'll hit my big toe with a hammer. Thank god for people like Gus Johnson, if it wasn't for him and Mike Breen I would've never got in this industry. The rest of them make us look like ignorant dumba**es.

Love ya'll--hate ya'll: You know the first thing that ran through my mind after watching usc collapse(again) against an inferior opponent "thank god my phone doesn't work" now my Charger's suck and on top of that the Giants are undefeated and the Cowb**ches are good. some times i hate that i care about sports so much. And when the times are like this, you bastards make it that much worse. But my day will come. Shoot, if "The incompetent one" Eli Manning (good nick-name huh Caleb) can win a super bowl, some Charger qb, some day will win the big game, i know it! it WILL HAPPEN!!

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